whoops. pardon me!

there is a certain someone i know who's been having a rather difficult week, digestically speaking. we still don't know the cause of all this lower-GI action and it's causing much discomfort, disruption (eruption) and strange noises.

but i think i've found the problem. clearly, this someone is a sea cucumber and, feeling endangered, is expelling themselves through the ass.

it's a theory.

[via smart bitches]