yes, i'm a lady of the day and i like watching oprah while catching up on the news online. so far this week we've had nate birkus' return to interior decorating after recovering from the loss of his friend to a tsunami and sitting naked with other refugees on a littered beach; brooke shields has confessed she hated being a mother; and new skin care/plastic surgery techniques because that's what security moms in the burbs of chicago are all about.
this morning was a room full of married men talking about their cheating (while their wives listen from another room, no less). the best part? when gently confronted by his wife a skinny husband starts to cry; the sight of his wimpy tears incurs the wrath of the Mighty O who berates him - 'your tears don't mean a damn thing. you're playing at relationship and you need to strip yourself naked in front of your wife and be honest! be honest! stop your cryin', step up and be a real man!'
the lesson? do NOT confess to cheating and cry in front of Mighty O. she will kick you in your ass, yank off your pud and then make you eat it - on TV.
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but i mean oprah has the answer to everything! the only one that may possibly trump her is martha, and the stuff she doesn't know she'll have a guest show up. and afterwards, she will summarize it so that she sounds like she was the one to know it in the first place.
not an oprah fan (but do respect her). sorta fascinated with the soul-less martha.
I have a question!
What did you mean when you said "yank off your pud and make you eat it?"
I'm not sure I'm clear on that expression. Salamat.
I am NO big fan of oprah, but cheaters need to be pantsed in a public forum.
not a prude, I simply think that people regard sex and commitment as a visit to the candy machine...see something you don't have? Put in a few coins, watch as the giant SCREW rotates, and there you have it. Plink!
People aren't things or lays or conveniences. If yas don't mean it, button it up and ho somewheres else.
my 2¢
A-non
nam: i am fascinated by oprah's hair. i think that's why i watch her. i want her stylist, as shallow as that sounds.
jp: i totally made that up on my own.
a-non: slowly, i am coming to that realization. it's a slow realization because, at heart, i'm a tart.
Bon appetit.
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