Monday, April 11, 2005

poke my eyes out with a flaming fork

this :

a. takes the word 'tacky', dresses it in a pantera t-shirt with gold lame tap pants and then stands it on a corner wearing frosted pink lip gloss.
b. ironically exposes the hollow heart of our post-9/11 patriotism.
c. is almost as sad as bikerfox (almost)

extra credit:
the man who loves america is not wearing underwear. (True/False)

[thanks, bitch and eschaton]

8 comments:

jp 吉平 said...

spectacular.

I wonder what his first language is that it occurs to him to pronounce "a-mer-ruh-cuh."

bitchphd said...

You are a mean lady, and I will NOT think of whether or not he is wearing underwear.

And I'm going to hold that bikerfox guy against you for the rest of my life.

Delia Christina said...

aww. bikerfox is your friend...

db said...

OMG. I'm thinking that the Minutemen in Arizona could project a video of this "patriotic" thing to scare the immigrants away.
Holy crap. No wonder people hate Americans.

Mark said...

Check out this edit. (a post at my site)

Delia Christina said...

showed it to my roomie today and she literally FLINCHED.

priceless.

Anonymous said...

I could endure only a minute of that, but that was absolutely awful...

In fact, compared to that video, I would prefer watching the Slim Whitman records ad.

Truly.

A-non

Delia Christina said...

only a minute? aw man, you missed the whole flying shadow angels and everything!