The Heretik: From the Same People Who Brought You a Cartoon President!
so basically, our brilliant idea is that iraqi children are going to be extremely enthusiastic about a 'roid rage version of disney's jasmine whose boobs are falling out of her radioactive suit.
cuz, you know, they won't GET that she's an infidel tool of the united states or nothin'.
(what i love best about this tactic in the overall strategy to democratize the middle east is how totally fucking LOW BUDGET this is, as usual. our intel was low budget, the war/aftermath was half-assed and NOW we resort to superheroes. fantasy. myth. i know - why don't we just dig up john wayne's corpse, reanimate it and drop it from a helicopter in the middle of sadr city? i'm sure that'll be just as effective.)
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