Nerve.com - "The One" Is the Loneliest Number by Tobin Levy
yada yada yada. boys boys boys.
35 35 35.
jesus.
my roommate is going to be out of town this weekend. normally, i'd be plotting like mad to dig up some skinny boy to ravish in the empty magnificence of my apartment. normally - jeez. i haven't done anything like that since i was 33. so i'm kind of puzzled why i'm not doing it this time. i mean, it's been MONTHS since my last carnal encounter. long wintery months. why not call up Wet Nacho and give him a chance to erase the bad sex from last year. why not let a scrabble session with BC get out of hand. (geez, this may be the problem - there're only two!!)
but i suspect i will spend friday night having civilized drinks with dr. bob and will spend saturday night watching vampire movies, drinking wine and eating cheese. and belching.
because i'm a lady.
3 comments:
It doesn't get much sexier than that. Yowza.
prepping to frolic would take more effort than i'm prepared to exert. like, the bedroom - it would have to be cleaned. the sheets - changed. my self - exfoliated. the fridge - replenished.
exhausting. instead, i'm renting movies with Bean Curd. nothing will happen.
(guantlet thrown - smak!)
i mean, gauntlet.
geez.
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