Friday, June 30, 2006

i finally had to do it.
i had to cancel the mysterious US magazine i've been receiving over the past 5 months. at first i thought one of my friends signed me up as a joke. then i thought i got automatically signed up when we bought something at best buy.

who fracking cares now? thumbing through this crap has made my brain shrink!

so i wrote them a strongly worded email asking them to STOP DELIVERING IT, for the love of god, or my head would pop off.

they're so incredibly gross, you know what they give you when you click on FAQ, on their subscriber services page, wanting to know how to cancel your effing magazine? this crap.

5 comments:

Orange said...

Hmm. Apparently the most frequently asked question is "When Will We See Suri?"

That's just weird.

Delia Christina said...

is it wrong i have no fracking clue who fracking suri is??

jp 吉平 said...

Suri is the tomcat baby. It's possible that she doesn't really exist.

Orange said...

Suri does exist. I believe she's a baby precog born from the swampy muck at the headwaters of Dawson's Creek.

Delia Christina said...

i found out why i was receiving the stupid magazine - it was a special offer when i did Match.com for one month!

aagh! another reason to hate Match.