Wednesday, January 07, 2009

coulter tries to bring it

A fight liberals are dying to have - Ta-Nehisi Coates

this is what i love about ann coulter: she's such a chicken shit coward.

there was this rich girl in 9th grade who was, no holds barred, a stone cold bitch in training. she was mean, cruel and liked to see the 7th graders (like me) miserable. i saw her make a girl break down in tears in the girls locker room after PE; she stood in the middle of her friends and laughed while the other girl snatched up her clothes and ran out the room.

one day during lunch it was my turn. we were sitting at the edge of the quad reserved for 9th graders and she sauntered over with a couple of her friends and drawled out something about how i needed to leave because i was polluting the quad and then called me bus trash (since i was bussed in, along with most of the other kids of color.) my big friend cynthia (who looked like she was 18) stood up, put down her sandwich and asked her to repeat what she said. little rich girl looked nervous and backed off.

and this brings me back to coulter. she brings her vindictive bullying racist shit to folks who indulge that it: white dudes - liberal dudes who are scared of her or conservative dudes who wanna date her. (this is the only way i have of explaining why she keeps going back to them.)

who does she avoid? smart, intellectual, siddity, no-nonsense black women.

let's see her up against someone like bell hooks or angela davis and see how she does then.
(for that matter, let's see her against any of the awesome women of color blogging now, of whom i am familiar with just a few: Angry Black Bitch, Jill from Jack & Jill, La Chola, the women on Racialicious, or Post-Bourgie - all are in my sidebar. feel free to share any of your dream-match ups!)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

it doesn't even have to be a woman of color. i want to see her against Rachel Maddow. I'd pay box seat ticket price to see that show down

Delia Christina said...

nah...i really want to see her up against a woman of color. someone with the intellectual heft but also the ability to snap on her.

(though maddow is one of my faves, too!)

Anonymous said...

Guuuurrrrll,
You just got your wish granted. Ann Coulter is getting a beat down by Whoopi on the view right now

MUST SEE TV

Delia Christina said...

dammit!

my one day of productivity at the office makes me miss it! grrr.

you have to report back.
(and i must surf the YouTubes to find any clips.)

Anonymous said...

it's on my site.. hit my name