so, to be fair, i didn't originally find this - thanks will have to go to the blogger Atrios/Eschaton. But it's basically the web page on the Bush campaign site that they're using to reach out to latino voters.
under 'soy' (I am), you have teacher, student, elderly, veteran/military employee and farmer. that's it. you're a farmer, teacher, student, vet or old person.
guess i better tell my brother in law that he apparently chose the wrong open path...
they really are dumb. like, really really dumb.