Friday, May 26, 2006

he's back. and this time...



no. way.

i open my email and who do i see?

(wait for it.)

B-!

he wants to have a drink. ('drink'=sex)

i can't believe he wants to do all this again!

10 comments:

jp 吉平 said...

Ah, B minus. Is he willing to get on a train this time?

Don't matter. I don't have time for him no more.

Delia Christina said...

apparently, he is.

it's as inevitable as daylight, what's going to happen, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

no, do tell. what is going to happen?

Delia Christina said...

if i wasn't my own worst enemy, this is what would happen:

we meet for a drink.
we discuss (at my prompting) our 'break up' and why, if things are going to continue, things must change.
we have several glasses of wine.
i tell him i'd rather have a relationship than a fling.
he says he's not into that, i shrug, we leave and the B-Ding Cycle of Madness ends, once and for all.

Orange said...

I don't think you're your own worst enemy. Nope, not anymore. Do I have to sing Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" at you in order for you to be your badass self and lay it on the line for the grade-B man?

jp 吉平 said...

If that's what's going to happen, why would you meet him for a drink in the first place?

Because of the possibility of hot make-up sex, that's why. Admit it!

Delia Christina said...

no!
i admit nothing!
nothing!

jp 吉平 said...

I don't think we've heard the last of B minus.

I think he will be a recurring character, brooding, playing cards at the Legion of Doom and planning the day that he can overthrow the SuperChic and snatch her sack of booty potatoes.

Delia Christina said...

you are gross in a way that only a frat boy can be.

(it was funny, though.)

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