- walk the line: who knew johnny cash and ray charles had the exact same life?? i didn't.
- reading: bel canto. already peeked at the ending; now i'm depressed.
- good night and good luck: david straithairn is my new boyfriend.
- have a lunchbox: 1/2 pint glass with equal parts beer and orange juice; drop a shot glass full of amaretto in the beer and shoot it. it's an elmhurst special and you can order it at doc ryan's or the spring inn. crazy but strangely refreshing.
- saliva: not meant to be used for lube. must mention this to B-.
- grant proposal for large technology firm dead in the water....what to ask for?
- affordable christmas day flights to los angeles thin on the ground. this is what i get for waiting so damn long.
- last night i was heating up a piece of pizza and when i turned around i got an eyeful of my naked neighbor across the way. i think he finally realized that when he's starkers in his bathroom, we can totally see him. totally.
- why isn't B- prepared for frolicking when we get together? he has no sex accessories. like lube. lube is necessary! (must get a better brand than KY, though. KY's a little sticky.)
- listening to: the mars volta. weird weird weird.
Monday, November 28, 2005
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So, B- is a spitter?
guy reader
uh, yeah.
it's only hot in porn.
Astroglide's always good, and I think I've heard good things about Liquid Silk. Send B to Walgreens, man.
if i could get him out of his apartment i think a lot of things would be different. one, not so much porn. two, less spitting on the girly parts. ick.
i've heard good things about liquid silk, too. looks like a trip to tulip is in order.
well, speaking AS a guy (and therefore an assumed porn dragon) I can honestly say that I think that spitting is THE stupidest thing I've ever witnessed, outside of the current malarkey going on in DC.
I wish you success in evolving B-
guy reader
no assumptions about porn here. (i've watched my share.)
you'd think that since our relationship is so shallow i'd find it easy to have a straight sex talk with B-. but no. i'm worried about his ego.
so i'm thinking of just dropping off a book...
dropping off a book? are you kidding?
if you want lube, buy the first tube, show him how much fun it is. tell him you like it.
a book? sheesh.
i have bought lube. and the condoms. and every time i visit, i have to restock his sexual larder.
everyone should have a sex kit (wipes, lube, condoms, dams, mints, bottle of water, hand towel) ready for use at any time.
right?
yeah, they should..hell, you learn in the early grades to "come prepared."
he should be prepared to..
he should be prepared. he's not.
a book is not going to do the trick.
sigh. i really should be having sex with a better caliber man. someone who's prepared for the ridiculous business of getting busy. you're right, jp, it's going to take more than a book, but jeebus sake! he's my age!! how can a grown man not know how to be prepared for sex!!
doesn't he have gay friends??
Just the fact that you call him B minus.
i do not call him B-minus!
just B-. (everyone gets a little dash after their initial. except you, jp.)
you know, he wanted to see me this past week and i said, fine - only can we actually go *out* and then have a rollicking frolic?
and he hasn't called or anything.
i think his feelings are hurt. whatever.
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