Tuesday, February 14, 2006

speaking of eating the young...


Life&Style Weekly - TomKat are totally over!

if you were little katie holmes, wouldn't you be super pissed?
i mean, if you were strapped down and impregnated with his alien seed, wouldn't you want to sue his ass now that you're going to be forced to give birth to his extraterrestrial baby?

i would.

(a coworker said little katie holmes is a perfect example of why emergency contraception is so important ... snort.)

1 comment:

bitchphd said...

God, your coworker is so right. When is she due? Is it too late for an abortion? B/c, god, the idea of TC having his hooks in me for the rest of his life, shudder.