1. A breach or rent; a breaking forth into a loud, shrill sound.
2. An harangue; a long tirade on any subject.
3. A record of her attempt to climb out of writer's block
proving that the Big Fundraiser has sucked all serious thought out my brain, i'm posting about the alien pupae poor little katie holmes is carrying. a moment of silence for her so-over career.
Hey, for whatever reason, Blogger is hiding my main blog in my profile. (Probably because I'm trying to keep the crossword people from seeing what kind of smack I post on my main blog—those people don't need to hear about atheism or boobs. I should've set up a whole different account, but I was lazy and didn't and now it's too late.) Anyway, http://orangetangerine.blogspot.com would make much more sense to include in the blogroll. That's where the real party is.
Ain't it a shame when a woman with low self-esteem rushes into things before she's really ready? Katie Holmes is in her 20s and has been dating Crazyman for a whopping six months, and already she's both engaged and pregnant? Do they even really know each other yet? I'm just sayin'.
in the words of twisty over at 'i blame the patriarchy', i totally blame the patriarchy.
the general ickiness aside of giving birth to El-Dar (or whatever they're going to name their space baby) tom should STOP preying on sweet young flesh and just turn vegetarian and moulder into his kooky scientological old age.
(not to mention the fact that he's probably going to kick poor little katie right into post-partum depression - what'll she do then?! psychiatry is against their religion!)
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Hey, for whatever reason, Blogger is hiding my main blog in my profile. (Probably because I'm trying to keep the crossword people from seeing what kind of smack I post on my main blog—those people don't need to hear about atheism or boobs. I should've set up a whole different account, but I was lazy and didn't and now it's too late.) Anyway, http://orangetangerine.blogspot.com would make much more sense to include in the blogroll. That's where the real party is.
Ain't it a shame when a woman with low self-esteem rushes into things before she's really ready? Katie Holmes is in her 20s and has been dating Crazyman for a whopping six months, and already she's both engaged and pregnant? Do they even really know each other yet? I'm just sayin'.
in the words of twisty over at 'i blame the patriarchy', i totally blame the patriarchy.
the general ickiness aside of giving birth to El-Dar (or whatever they're going to name their space baby) tom should STOP preying on sweet young flesh and just turn vegetarian and moulder into his kooky scientological old age.
(not to mention the fact that he's probably going to kick poor little katie right into post-partum depression - what'll she do then?! psychiatry is against their religion!)
and lest i forget - you're a naughty wench!
Yeah, I hate to say it because it totally violates my whole "do not criticize other mamas" vibe I've got going over at my blog, but....
Katie Holmes is a nut. Not as much of a nut as Tom Cruise, but yeah. This pregnancy. Not good.
Yep, I'm a naughty wench. But do we blame the patriarchy for that, or do we say that I'm doing whatever the hell I want, patriarchy be damned?
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