So my father calls me at work (as is his wont.)
He tells me his plumber has written an interesting book...about penis size.
'Wait. Are you kidding? THAT'S his book?' I say.
Yes, my dad says. That's the book.
But when the plumber left an advance copy for my dad, he inscribed it with:
"To the prettiest man I know - Plumber (smiley face)"
'I'm confused,' my dad says. 'What does this mean?'
I'm laughing so hard I can barely say 'Man crush!'
'But he has a woman!'
I laughed harder. I can't stop laughing.