Monday, August 10, 2009

pillow talk, 3

[Saturday night, my place, fan on High, the hottest weekend of the summer so far.]

M-: just lay here and don't move.
D: i can't move. it's too hot to move. (only our pinkies are touching)

M-: if you close your eyes we can imagine we're camping...
D: on the sun....
M-: ...on a cool, fluffy...
D: camping on a grill...
M-: on a sticky, gooey marshmellow...
D: camping on the surface of a volcano.

M-: I want to have sex, but it's too hot.
D: If you touch me, I will kill you.

5 comments:

No Nonsense said...

try doing it in the shower...make sure the water is cool (not cold)

ding said...

bathrooms are the second most likely place for household accidents!

liza said...

Cole Porter was right.

ding said...

cole porter was also concerned about household safety?

liza said...

It's still too darn hot.

http://www.last.fm/music/Ella+Fitzgerald/_/Too+Darn+Hot