i am in the throes of an inappropriate blog-crush on a guy who takes pictures of himself in a red flannel robe and white socks. yes, i know it's ridiculous. but come on. if i can't have mathieu, then this is what's left.
shyly, i make my way over to his blog, lurk for a little bit - and i mean little. i can only take it for five minutes. i don't crawl through the archives, i don't leap from link to link. i read his latest post and when he says 'read more', i do. and then, when the naughty photo pops up, i giggle like a teenager. i even get a little light-headed.
then i get the hell out of dodge.
jeebus, i need to go out on a date.
13 comments:
So where's the URL???!!!???
Doris
if i spread my crush all over the internets, then it won't be special!
you're a tease
hmph.
everyone is just going to have to find their own naked flannel guy.
I have that naked flannel guy. You totally stole him from me. Oh, that latest picture where he's got a handful of himself? *sucks teeth* I've already looked through his public Flickr pictures (omigod, the ones where he's getting dressed in a suit? hoo-wee!), but I haven't yet asked him for access to the more explicit pictures. I'm not quite ready for that yet...
it's totally your fault! my inappropriate blog-lurking is your fault!
you're bad, bad, bad for not warning me. mmm. and it's just him doing totally normal things (but naked) and it's just so...
hot. the one? on the floor, in the robe, with the socks and uh 'himself'?
it makes me blush. i have to look away. socks and flannel. who knew?
Ding, your next assignment is...to not look away. That's right: Just keep on looking. Let your eyes wander over every inch of his skin and see if you missed any details before. (Compare the length from three posts ago to the newest picture, for example, and admire the growth.) And he's on vacation for a few days, so he probably won't even notice a reader who spends two hours clicking through his archives and looking at his Flickr pictures.
You know what else? I bet he doesn't use spit. Did you read his post about playing with lubes? Holy moly, he's in touch with himself.
but you need permission to view those. i'm so not asking permission to look at more naked flannel.
i've got my pride!
ding, you can see 134 Flickr pictures without asking permission, and there's definitely some frontal and backal nudity involved. Check it out. You know you want to...
tsss!
you're an evil temptress.
...
i'll check it out later.
I hate you both.
you are drowning in a wealth of riches, missy. allow me my half naked married man who wears flannel robes and likes to touch himself in private.
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